
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Ouch~~!! I'm aching all over my body since yesterday.. probably due to too much stretching during yesterday badminton game... today is a very boring day.. nothing to do at home apart from studying for my last 2 papers of course... no choice.. but no worry working period's coming soon after the 'O' lvl..
Here some jokes to share with u guys..
1) A man went to KFC
Cashier:Good morning sir! May i have your order?
Man:No...
Cashier:This is not funny, so what's your order?
Man:Okay, if u insist. I'll would my house clean by 11am..
The man was chased out of KFC and he went to a restaurant to have his meal.
Waiter:What would u like?
Man:A beef steak please..
A few minutes later, the steak was served.
Man:I think the steak is too hard..
Waiter:I'm sorry. I'll get you a sharper knife.
The man was pissed off and he went to the hawker-center.
He saw a shop selling fried rice, but the sign was written as 'Fried Lice',believing that the sign
was spelt wrongly, he ordered a plate of it
Man:Erm...Look AT the rice,there're lices
Seller:Sorry, but that's the most i can give u...
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